Britishly Mediocre

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{{ :sylvia_merriweather.jpeg?400| Mugshot of Fig after going to Tesco in an open bathrobe}}

>I'm not your bloody mum. I shouldn't 'ave ta coddle you like this.

==== Basic Information ====
  * Height: 175cm (5'9")
  * Weight: 77kg (170lb)
  * Species: Husky-Spitz mix dog
  * Nationality: British
  * Born: January 21st, 1967
  * Occupation: Self-employed

==== Early Life ====

Sylvia Merriweather was born on the January 21, 1967 in Beverly, East Riding of Yorkshire as an only child to an anthro mother and human father.

==== Later Years ====

She started her career as a high school math teacher at the age of 24 in 1992. She was known for her use of corporal punishment, which was typically no harsher than a hit to the fingernails with a ruler. Her former students describe her as knowledgeable but irritable. After 12 years, she was let go because of her frequent arguments with staff and the prohibition of corporal punishment in schools.

During a trip to Cap d'Agde, she was coaxed by her friend and neighbor, [[shirley_foulke|Shirley Foulke]], into visiting the naturist section of the beach with her. The attention was enough for her to adopt these customs at home despite the scandalized reactions she provoked.

On June 15, 1999, she was arrested at a Tesco for shopping in an open bathrobe. She was found guilty of //outraging public decency//, but was only fined.

==== Present (2007) ====

She still lives in Beverly, but alone in a rugged two-story house next to Shirley.