• Height: 6'10“, if we're not including my ears.
• Weight: T-that's not something you're supposed to ask!
• Species: I'm a child of Adam?
• Nationality: I don't believe that can really be applied to me.
• Born: Spring!
• Occupation: I don't have one? I've never involved myself in any professional labours. I've helped my father with his duties many times however, which had me do all sorts of tasks.

Oh, where to even begin? Well, for starters, It's important to know that… (She explains her backstory in excruciating detail.)

Alive and well, God willing.

We started off bad… very bad. But it seems things have gotten better now!

• Westward Trouble: https://archiveofourown.org/works/68174381